hoax post

[waffles54]

nfm

[dubble]

Why not just tell her? Maybe she's into it. Being open with her is best, wouldn't you agree?

Another idea, although it would be a bit misleading & not totally unknown to her, would be to use one of those dildos that can squirt, faking the male ejaculation. Just fill it with your own beforehand.

[bookworm]

I always thought a turkey baster was the preferred method?

[Nezhul]

I don't think that's posiible, and I think you should NEVER do something like that without the approval of your partner. EVER.

[green]

I don't think that's posiible, and I think you should NEVER do something like that without the approval of your partner. EVER.

[janmb]

I don't think that's posiible, and I think you should NEVER do something like that without the approval of your partner. EVER.

Afraid I'm in that camp too.

There is one thing to I NEVER do though, and that's judge people... So each to their own. But I wouldn't even know where to begin when it comes to deceiving your own partner.

[Nezhul]

We all do judge people, even those of us who say they don't. You may not accuse him of anything, but you still have your judgement.

[sissyashley]

I think the best way is to just ask her.

[ponderhk]

Maybe this seems a bit too simple - but how about just eating your own after you have sex with her? Your post says you have a great but vanilla sex life - go ahead, have sex, cum, then tell your wife you want to keep pleasing her and lick her out?
Does it have to be saved cum?

[janmb]

We all do judge people, even those of us who say they don't. You may not accuse him of anything, but you still have your judgement.

Well, it's a matter of wording I guess...

The idea is to never apply your own preferences and values as expectations to others.

[waffles54]

nfm

[bookworm]

naw, if i told her she wold be totally grossed out

Do you hear what you are saying?

[green]

naw, if i told her she wold be totally grossed out

Do you hear what you are saying?

yeah. I don't know your wife... maybe she's that kind of girl that can deal with that (being betrayed, cause she fears losing you or something like that) ....

But if you respect her just a little. Than HECK!! tell her already!!

Don't be an idiot!

~green~

[waffles54]

okay, case closed, problem solved, thanks everyone, no more input needed. i know just what to do. thanks for your input. that's plenty. no more thanks. all done here

[Nezhul]

That's not about input but...
You KNOW your wife wouldn't appreciate it, but you STILL will do this with HER body just to fulfill your sick dream?
Oh I wish you a good old divorce after that, or better - before. No women deserves such a poor excuse for a man... and a poor excuse for a human being to start with.