10 Things Guys Wish All Women Knew

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[DannyP]

11. I may complain about your nagging but that doesn't mean you should stop. Sometimes I need a reminder.

[waywithwords]

12. All previous entries may prove to be false. Except your ex boyfriend. He is still an idiot.

Generalized male stereotypes are kinda insulting for men that do not adhere to them.

[androgyme]

12. All previous entries may prove to be false. Except your ex boyfriend. He is still an idiot.

Generalized male stereotypes are kinda insulting for men that do not adhere to them.

Here here. Also, lol.

[Incubo]

Hmmm....let's try some real truth and correct a few of these.
I'll keep the list the same but, the new number 1 should be: All men are NOT the same any more than all women are the same. You hate it when we assume that, we hate when you do it too.

1. Sometimes we just don't wanna talk. Don't take it personally.

True. Silence doesn't seem to bother us as much as it seems to bother you. Can't really say why, but there you have it.

2. We don't have as goo a memory as you. Give us hints if you want us to remember something.

False. Our memory is every bit as good as yours and in some cases better however, we choose not to use it on things that we deem insignificant. So If it's important to YOU, then you'd better tell us to remember it, otherwise we may not bother to.

3. We're single-minded and can only do one thing at a time.

False and misleading. First this implies that women can do multiple things at a time otherwise known as "multi-tasking." Men can do this just as well. The difference being that when a man starts a project, he will not go find someone else to finish it while he moves on to the next. He will either finish it or abandon the thing all together, but he won't put it on YOUR "to do" list.

Secondly, we are not single-minded. Our minds travel through just as many thoughts in a day/hour/minute as a woman's does. Most of which a woman would find boring, annoying, or insignificant. Thus, unlike a woman, we don't find it necessary to share them ALL.

4. We don't intentionally ignore you but please only interrupt us when there is something urgent.

False. We DO intentionally ignore you. Frequently. Because you're bugging us. You can also interrupt us whenever you like because the results won't matter. We'll still be annoyed no matter what it is.

5. It's not that we don't want to make you happy, it's just sometimes we don't know how.

True. Because you haven't told us what you wanted. You've perhaps hinted and left us to decipher the clues. We don't think like you do. So the inevitable misunderstanding is as much your fault as ours. Just say it, so we can do it (Or not do it, or buy it, or whatever). No guessing, no confusion.

6. If we ask you what's wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing is wrong.

True. We know you're lying and something IS wrong, but if it's not worth the effort for you to just say it, then it's not worth the effort for us to try and pry it out of you either.

7. But our lack of mind-reading ability doesn't mean we don't care about you.

True. We can't read your mind any more than you can read ours. We do care (assuming you're in a relationship with us anyway).

8. Too much fantasy is bad for you. don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

True to an extent. Fantasize all you want, we really don't mind at all. However, we'll act like soap opera guys when you start acting like porn star women. Fair enough?

9. Beer is as exciting to us as handbags are for you.

False. If this is true for YOUR guy, then find a new one. He's an alcoholic.

10. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.

Maybe. If he dumped you because you're a psycho, then I'd say he's a pretty smart guy. However, if you're married to me (or at least in a serious relationship with me), then obviously I didn't find anything wrong with you, so yes, he's an idiot.

[jackstock]

Makes men out to be some kind of cave-men