I just want to say a very sincere thank you to everybody, I've been trying to win this thing for a long time. It's actually been a bit of an albatross around my neck for a few years now, and I'm so glad
to finally be free of it. Now I can stop stressing this contest and just write whatever crazy shit whenever I want to write it, and that's exactly what I intend to do.
Tonight we celebrate!
Tomorrow we get teased like crazy!