Woman Masturbates To Concept Of Commitment

wss_italy · Post by **wss_italy** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:41 pm

I have found this article on a satirical website and it cracked me up:

PORTAGE, MI–Soaking in her bathtub Tuesday, area resident Linda Marston, 32, pleasured herself over the thought of a long-term committed relationship. "Mmmm... oh, yeah, baby... I want to settle down with you forever," moaned the never-married Marston, as she gently massaged her clitoris with two fingers. "Oh, God, yes... two kids, maybe three... and a house in the country. Big swingset in the backyard." Several hours later, Marston masturbated again to the idea of loving someone unconditionally through good times and bad.

from: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32033

curved · Post by **curved** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:42 am

I don't get the joke. Or is it we just have to laugh because it pokes fun at happy normality and has rude stuff in it?

cumhardy · Post by **cumhardy** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:06 am

curved wrote:I don't get the joke. Or is it we just have to laugh because it pokes fun at happy normality and has rude stuff in it?

who invited Buzz Killington?

wss_italy · Post by **wss_italy** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:13 pm

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wss_italy · Post by **wss_italy** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:19 pm

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