Cameron's Impossible Tease

markle · Post by **markle** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:15 am

This is actually a lost "classic" that I wrote for the OD site. I came across it on my computer the other day and thought it would fit in well with the current discussion on following teases to the letter. I couldn't find it in the Classics section so I assume it was lost in the Great OD Purge of '05.

Not to be taken too seriously. Do not try this at home. $:\'-($

Mz_Teneale · Post by **Mz_Teneale** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:16 am

Hi, I just read the tease. I had alot of fun with it, i thought it was hilarious.

Thanks for posting this tease, even though you may not get high voting (which im sure you dont care about) because the boys cant actually do the tease. Im sure im gonna love the look on John's face when i wrap his balls in aluminium foil and start to heat them up with a lighter just a tiny little bit

Of course i dont want to hurt him too much...

dontletme · Post by **dontletme** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:26 am

That was hilarious... i never touched, but i enjoyed reading...nice work

slavechylde · Post by **slavechylde** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:00 am

That was laugh out loud funny! There are a couple of teases on here that aren't that far off.

Thanks for sharing.

elvikingo · Post by **elvikingo** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:12 am

Great fun!

camel · Post by **camel** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:26 pm

I laughed so hard I started coughing!

I thought the second slide was tops, and then you exceeded that with your surprise celebrity! That really caught me off guard.

Post by **dark** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:34 pm

I stopped reading on the 2nd page. I think to get all these items is already impossible

But funny.

I will read that tease later when i have more time, but it looked interesting. I am excited what you want to do with these things

Post by **tease_o_phile** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:18 pm

Freakin' hysterical!!!

Abe Vigoda!!! Too funny

It reminds me of a joke I once heard:

Q: How do you get rid of a case of the crabs?
A: 1. Shave one testicle
2. Light the other half on fire
3. When the bugs run to the bald side smash them with a hammer

Love it ! Thanks for reposting!

tease_o_phile

Mz_Teneale · Post by **Mz_Teneale** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:57 pm

tease_o_phile wrote:
It reminds me of a joke I once heard:

Q: How do you get rid of a case of the crabs?
A: 1. Shave one testicle
2. Light the other half on fire
3. When the bugs run to the bald side smash them with a hammer

tease_o_phile

That really brightened up my day.

Post by **tease_o_phile** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 2:24 am

Mz_Teneale wrote:

That really brightened up my day.

Only seems fair... your teases brighten mine

tease_o_phile

Mz_Teneale · Post by **Mz_Teneale** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:01 am

tease_o_phile wrote:
Only seems fair... your teases brighten mine

tease_o_phile

Thanks sweety, glad i could help somehow

Post by **mrfire** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:00 am

wait, this tease is a joke?

the doctor said it was a bad idea to light my balls on fire (

) , but I thought... I mean, Cameron said to, so...

:stupid:

camel · Post by **camel** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:10 pm

Was talking with a friend about this tease and decided to give it a bump. It's truly one of my favorite things on this site.

Here's a link to the tease, btw.

Cameron's Impossible Tease

Cameron's Impossible Tease

I'd have given this a "6" if I could have!

Brilliant!!!

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