Fifty Shades of Grey
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Fifty Shades of Grey
The missus bought a Paperback
In Smith’s, the other day,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "Fifty shades of grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..
In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple of minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
That I must dominate her!!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
But when I went to hold her
I stood upon her tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can tell no more
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of Grey.
Lord Les
Be careful what you wish for!
Growing OLD Is Inevitable,
But Growing UP... Is Optional
OR
Why do I have to stop being a KID now I can afford it.
Be careful what you wish for!
Growing OLD Is Inevitable,
But Growing UP... Is Optional
OR
Why do I have to stop being a KID now I can afford it.
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Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
Best thing I read all day.
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Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
This post!1885 wrote:
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Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
The thing that trips me out about this poem is that it follows the exact same meter as this, and now I cannot read it without the words taking on this melody.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q
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Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
You sir are a genius!
Kept me laughing for hours this did
Kept me laughing for hours this did
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