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I meant cruel things, sorry ;-)
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Ok. I wont be too mean, and guys dont expect this to be a 'thing'. Im only doing it because im in the mood to do it. Im only doing this because you asked me too. If it is too offensive, tell me and i will remove it with my sincerest apologies.

Smallmax - Your 'cock' is pretty small. Is that hard? Because if it is it looks pretty damn pathetic. And its not just the size either, it just looks ugly yknow? I certainly wouldnt touch that. If you have a girlfriend or wife, i give my sympathies to her, i wonder if she is fucking on the side hmm? If you dont have a girlfriend, now you know why. Have fun wanking for a long time. Thats pretty ironic when you think about it... Considering you probably cant last very long either.

Johndoerei - I dont know how you measured it. But your cock certainly doesnt look like 6 inches. 6 inches is passable in my book, you look what, say 4 - 4.5 inches? The way you lie about it like this is kind of pathetic. With a cock that small you would think you would work on personality considering, besides money, its the only thing you can offer a girl, lying like that doesnt improve your chances. Just admit you have a cock the size of a 12 year olds' and move on.
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wow thats harsh :lol: well you guys did ask for it
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Thanks a lot Mz_Teneale I just can't wait to get back from work and stroke reading these comments
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Mz_Teneale wrote:Johndoerei - I dont know how you measured it. But your cock certainly doesnt look like 6 inches. 6 inches is passable in my book, you look what, say 4 - 4.5 inches? The way you lie about it like this is kind of pathetic. With a cock that small you would think you would work on personality considering, besides money, its the only thing you can offer a girl, lying like that doesnt improve your chances. Just admit you have a cock the size of a 12 year olds' and move on.
wow... :weep: jk

thank you Mz_Teneale. :-)

i think i did measure it wrong...i wont lie anymore, i guess i should also admit that when i'm soft, its barely 2 or 3 inches. sometimes if i really need to pee and i haven't for a while only the head is visible, cuz it shrinks in. i have to pull on it so it stretches out and i won't mess my pants. :lol:
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Post by bananafishiex »

My cock is so unremarkable that Mz Teneale didn't even make a comment about it ... at least yours are comment-worthy!
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Banana, i didnt comment on your cock because you didnt ask me too! Anyways, i may do some more if there is popular demmand but not quite yet. You can wait a while cant you? :-P
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Mz_Teneale wrote:Pin-Dicked Sissy, your balls are nice and blue! Nice to see the rope is tight :-D Good boy.

Im Trying to be a good girl and not say anything nasty. Although you guys have posted these pics here i dont want to overly hurt someone's feelings. I do get a giggle out of this though :whistle:

Mz_T, you don't need to be so nice on my behalf. Don't hold back on ur assessment of my poor excuse for a "cock".
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Post by pin-dicked sissy »

Mz_T, i forgot to thank you for ur first comment. I do try and get them tied as tight as i can in the vain hope of pleasing the Mistress.
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i thaught i would decorate it a little :lol:

it is actually about 6 inches

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Post by dark »

Ouch that looks painful! I thaught this topic is about small cocks :whistle:
I asked a guy from another forum if I can post his picture because I want to show you guys what small is! In my opinion you are all not really small. This is small:

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dark wrote:Ouch that looks painful! I thaught this topic is about small cocks :whistle:
I asked a guy from another forum if I can post his picture because I want to show you guys what small is! In my opinion you are all not really small.
Wow, now that is small!
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Hey, here are three images of myself...Please comment! By the way, I am new to the forums of Milovana.


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Post by Jenna »

I saw a part of something on cable tv where some guys penis would actually retract when flaccid. There’s a surgery he got to stop that from happening. The photo Dark posted shows extra skin below the head, so I wonder if that’s what’s going on with the guy in the photo.

I hope that’s what’s going on. I actually feel a little sorry for this guy. Everyone else who posted looks like they could at least get the job done.
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Post by dark »

@Jenna: this guy is happy about his size! He is married and both like the size of his penis. They have a very satisfying relationship, because she likes to be in charge and he likes to be her "worthless slut". So you don't have to feel sorry for him :-)

I love to hear such stories. It shows that every person can have a satisfying life no matter which bodily conditions fulfill the "norm" and which not. It's great, I feel lucky for them.
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