(Further adventures of the characters from Minuet In G) Ever since they made her a partner, Carla had been toying with the idea of buying a house. On Sundays, she would sit in her bed, with the paper and her coffee, perusing the Real Estate section. On April 14, she got up at her usual late Sunday m...

(The next part in a series of adventures with the characters from Minuet In G) While the cat’s away, the mice will play … “Lada dedadeda de, la de da, la de da,” Carla hummed a snippet of Mozart’s Minuet in G to herself as she dialed the phone. “Hi, Carla! What are you up to, girlfriend?” Alice aske...

"if it is not hit squarely after being activated, the bell will still ring, but the switching mechanism will not be activated." If the target is not hit at the center - on an edge, for example - the bell will still ring, but no electrical contact will be changed from its state. So if it is...

I´m christian and I know that I have to tolerate it but I don´t like it. Historically speaking,Christianity came along many centuries after crucifixion became an accepted form of punishment for a variety of crimes. Jesus was not that unusual in the regard of having suffered through crucifixion; I h...

My ex-wife would have liked this one. Except she would have wanted a clit electrode, too. So I have convert a target into a clit zapper. I'll ad this to my prototype ;-) I suggest it be activated starting at 0.5% power, slowly increasing until the target is hit again. The second hit should instantl...

My ex-wife would have liked this one. Except she would have wanted a clit electrode, too.

Chapter VIII After she stopped reading, Alice had a sudden idea. She decided to put the things back in the room, and surprise Gerald with it, after she had cleaned everything up. She decided that if things were not in good working order, she could always admit trying to prepare a surprise for him. B...

Chapter VI Alice stopped reading and said, “He really was a control freak, wasn’t he? I think I don’t like him very much.” “I don’t either. There is something really creepy about the way he likes to keep people off balance, so that he can order them around,“ Gerald replied. “I’m so glad he wasn’t pa...

Chapter IV The following morning, Alice announced she wanted to tune the piano. Gerald agreed to take the day off from work, so they called his brother, to see if they could borrow his pickup truck. They loaded the truck full of necessities from their apartment, and took them over to the house. Afte...

Chapter II Doris hated arithmetic. It had been her weakest subject in school, and she hadn’t gotten much better at it in her years since high school. So she sat at her desk, pencil in one hand and eraser in the other. She had a yellow legal pad on which she had listed each item for which she would r...

Chapter I Alice McQuire was glad she had finally taken the initiative and hired a realtor. The business of house hunting had been driving her batty, and Gerald, loving though he was, had been absolutely no help at all. She knew he wasn’t happy that his boss had become so demanding, but he had been c...

Whenever I play “Georgia” I can’t help but think of Ray Charles. But this time was different. The bridesmaid was just so hot that I couldn’t take my eyes off her, and I stared straight into her eyes as the song poured out of my saxophone. For some reason today, the reed was just right. It blew free ...

“Well, Sweetie,” Charlene said, “you’re not going on the road right now, so you can worry about all that after you talk to Mr. Karas tomorrow.” “Who’s Mr. Karas?” Elaine asked. So Tommy told her all about being buttonholed after dinner on Saturday. “Charlie’s right. You can burn that bridge when you...

Good so far. It will be fun to see where this one goes.

Tommy was stunned. He stood there, with his finger between his/her outer labia, and didn’t say anything. Charlene reached behind him, and picked up the washcloth from the edge of the tub. Turning to the vanity, she turned on the hot water faucet. She held her finger under it for a moment, until the ...