A letter to Lt. Raquel of SOLDIER Lt. Raquel, My heart can find no proper way to begin this letter. With nowhere to start, I suppose it's better to jump right in with no regard to the formality due an avant-garde group such as SOLDIER. The formality due... This is hardly true, if anything, I rue the...

subboytom wrote:Goddammit, I cant believe I missed this.

Because if the downtime yesterday, Raquel said she was going to extend the deadline. I'm not sure how far, subboy, but you might still have a chance to get in on the contest.

The first one sounds like "Along Comes a Goddess", which isn't on the site anymore, it seems, not sure who the original author is.

The second one sounds like "Hello, Mr. Penis", which was submatt's.

*drags hay from the other thread and throws it all around this one*

Can't get rid of Pete Bogg.

Miss Tira wrote:I just googled 'Glasgow trout farm' just in case I was about to make a fool of myself.

What has my life become?

Actually, you can't really play with us until you make a fool of yourself. It's the rule.

*shakes hay everywhere and gets it all over Pete Bogg*

slavechylde wrote:Maybe you should have landed on Pete Bogg.

I, ummm.... have no idea who this is.

It was either a hayfield or the trout farm, but I couldn't resist the hay. Trout get all indignant when you land on 'em.

Robot? What robot?

So I'm stuck in a foreign country without my passport, I got hay all up in my clothes, no way to leave, and you're telling me you don't even remember why I stuck my neck out?

Great, this is just great. Next time, I'm flying the plane.

Oh, wait...

slavechylde wrote:I do believe we have completed our mission here, Edge.

Speak for yourself, buddy. Jumping out of that plane was decidedly un-idiotic. I refuse to say we accomplished our mission if she's calling us names. Hey wait, why did we fly to Glasgow again?

*walks up to Tira and slavechylde 4 hours later chewing on a long blade of glass*

Stupid wind. Hey guys, what did I miss? Anything?

I was wondering: Do we have to say, "Yes, Miss Tira," and "No, Miss Tira" during this covert operation? Yeah, while you've been wondering about respect and all, I jumped out of the plane with a parachute a long time ago. I didn't know what to do about all the shrilly sirens and ...

slavechylde wrote:Does Glasgow have an airport?

If it doesn't, it's about to have an impromptu runway (read: highway) at any rate.

Miss Tira wrote:Al these polls are worrying me, slavechylde.
You're not building a robot are you?

She's on to you, dude! Torch the lab, I'll get the jet ready!

The guy above me uses peanuts as a weapon.