Well, lets see what we've got to work with. Get your cock out and get it hard. First impressions are very important...
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Awww... its a bit small isn't it? Is that as hard as it gets?
You're lucky, I like tiny cocks on my slaves. Its so much easier to humble a man with a small penis. They are always so grateful for the attention...
Don't look so happy. A tiny cock maketh not the slave! You need to prove you can stroke it too...