Roll Them Bones

Roll Them Bones by ThirtyDaysOfDenial

Hello, sissy-boy. Don't be afraid. I won't bite. Well, yes, be afraid. I may bite.

I hope you're not naked. If you are, put underwear on. For now I just want you to rub yourself through your clothes. Get some blood flowing to that member.

Open up "http://www.irony.com/igroll.html" in a new tab or window.
Where it says "How many dice would you like to roll?" change the number to 1.
Where it says "How many sides are on each die?" change the number to 100.
A little lower on the page where it says "How many times should the roll be repeated?" change the number to 1.

Keep rubbing yourself through your pants.

Go get either a ruler or a hairbrush or some other blunt instrument that's good for pummeling a sore pair of blue balls. You will also need to get a dildo or butt-plug or whatever you like to use to tickle your prostate. For all I care you can use a banana or cucumber, as long as you have something to pump your ass later.

We're going to play a little game today. I'm going to tell you how to stroke yourself. The dice generator is going to tell you how many times to stroke. The dice will also decide whether you will get to have an orgasm today. I hope you haven't cum lately. The longer you've gone without cumming, the better your chances of cumming today!

Now get naked. Make sure you are very hard, click "Roll Them Bones," and