Oh, you must have misunderstood!

Oh, you must have misunderstood! by Mr. Jones

I've always had a special fantasy... but I never found the right boy until now. The more I think of it, I know you are the perfect boy. Why don't you come over to my house around six on Friday. And, please take a shower so your nice and clean. Oh, and I hate hairy men - but I can tell you shave just by looking at you - you're such a pretty boy.