Your college roommate catches you wearing panties

Your college roommate catches you wearing panties by Lord Byron

Hey buddy, I left my cell phone here and... whoa. What are you wearing?

Are those panties? Women's panties?

Don't try to cover up, I see that. You're wearing women's panties. Pink ones too. Is that a thong? Turn around.

I, uh, I don't know what to say. Weird.