"Girly shopping partner required..."
Right. I can see I haven't got too much to do, with a dick that small!
I also see you've brought the things I've asked for. I bet you thought they were for me didn't you? And I can see by the look on your face you now know they are for you!
(if you haven't got them already, get some sexyknickers, lipstick, mascara, red nail polish, stockings, 2 dildos (or be inventive if you have none) and a pair of sexy high heels)
Lets begin by seeing how excited you really are. Stroke that cock of your 50 times so it is nice and hard. Obviously no cumming, but I assumed you knew that. The last shopping "friend" I had was very well behaved. Until he become so addicted to cock and sexy stockings "she" became a dirty whore over in the dodgy area of town. I must say I didn't realise I was so good!
After the 50 strokes, get most realistic dildo and suck on it until you go limp. Then continue.