How well will you do?

How well will you do? by

Hey buddy, I see you responded pretty quickly to the ad in the paper. I guess you're just that excited to be a part of our holiday experiment. Well, sit back and relax for a minute, get your mind cleared, and get ready for a long day.

If you are able to satisfy my needs, I might let you off easy, but if you cant do it, Im going to send you to my friend, who is a little more forgiving. Sound fair? Good.

I hope your ready