Oh, I just never . . . um . . . make out on a first date, but you're too much to pass up.
No, I'm sorry, we can't have sex. I'm a virgin. I've promised my family, I've promised myself that I won't give into my sexual urges.
But, oh, you are SO cute!
Quick! Let's get out of these clothes! I'll give you a blow job. That's not having sex, is it?