Good, now we're going to need a few toys to make this little meeting a lot more fun (for one of us anyway).
Umm, let me think...
Ok, I want you to bring the following items back here... you have 2 minutes!
20 Clothes Pegs
2 Shoelaces
1 Ruler
2 Rubber Bands
A Dildo (or similar)
Once you are back here with all the items you may continue...