I know you think you are just dropping by to pick up some work documents, but your friend Jane helped me construct an excuse just to get you here .
I’ve been looking forward to getting the two of us together for months, I'm so hot for you. She said you had talked about me a lot to her, as well.
Ever since I started work at your office I’ve had my eye on you, and I’ve caught you looking at me a few times.
She told me she would help because she knows you so well, and that you had something to tell me. I’m so excited.
I didn’t understand what she was on about with one bit, though.
She said something about you being a bit iffy or a sissy or something, but that you would explain when you came over.
So what did you have to tell me, before we…..y’know….get to know each other better?