Long, painful tease. Do not do anything you are not comfortable with. You need: toothpaste, chopsticks, a string, rubber bands, a clipboard, a ruler, and clothespins
Your anniversary is upon you. And there is only one thing on your mind. You are about to receive a great gift. The first kiss with your gorgeous wife, but does everything go as planned.
Hey my parents are out of town do you mind coming over for some fun? (: If so head over quickly they will only be out of town for so long. DON'T BE LATE! <3