Baked Bean BlowJob

[minion]

Soooo a few months back i bought an AutoBlow2


Yes a lot of money - but if you work out the price per bj is very cheap lol
(Beware that you will not be impressed by the sound this makes >.< - and if it cant give you an orgasm - then try using less lube.)

Anyway i had been talking to a few friends about filling it up with bake beans and getting a Baked Bean Blowjob (BBBJ for short - Yes i Will start some weird sexual abbreviation lol)

The talk of this lasted for a long time and never surfaced as i couldn't be bothered to get messy, how ever last night i decided to give it a try.

I opened the mouth and poured a full can of baked beans inside - some of the juices covered the mouth so i decided to lick it off - which felt very strange to do but seemed kinky.
After the mouth clean up with my tongue - i slid my cock inside and turned it on slowly to start off with.
I then turned it up to a slightly faster speed.
Wow i couldn't take and instantly knew i was going to orgasm. I slammed the AutoBlow 2 into hyper speed and blew a hot load into my toy.

All that naughtiness over within 30 seconds - if that! - maybe even 10 seconds lol :

This year, Starring Minion comes a award winning act in "Cum in 10 Seconds", Minion is that guy that Jizzes his panties at the slightest sniff of a girl walking by. This year how ever, he gets help from a BBBJ and Manages to last a whole 10 seconds!

:::::: Ooops, Sorry i got sidetracked .....

Anyway i thought i would share with you my 10 seconds of glory and also state that this is probably the first ever documented case of a BBBJ.
Im thinking of a RCBJ for tomorrow - and no its not a remote control one - its a rice cream'd one lol
or maybe an BSBJ - damn done it again >.< its not a bullshit blowjob - its an Brussels Sprout BlowJob.

Ok maybe i made the last one up as i thought it was funny....

I tell you what, how about, i make it up to you and invite you round for some beans on toast?

[Tury]

I'm afraid to ask, but can't help myself.

Okay... "Why baked beans?"

[jackstock]

Probably the best post milovana has seen in a long time.

Please try more items and write back to us!

[minion]

I'm afraid to ask, but can't help myself.

Okay... "Why baked beans?"

Baked beans always seem messsy/gross - so having them on your body feels kind of kinky.

It is a texture thing - beans are slimey but yet chunky - so you get more than just 1 sensation.

i Guess there is a lot better foods to try - maybe savoury wasn't a great choice to start off with lol

Maybe i should have tried Alphabetti Spaghetti - Then the remaining letters that haven't broken could be like reading tea leaves - They might spell out some message that flying spaghetti monster has sent me.


Minions remaining letters: "HA HA TEN SECONDS!"

[minion]

Probably the best post milovana has seen in a long time.

Please try more items and write back to us!

Thank you :D Glad to see someone has missed my sense of stupidity - yes this is an alt account

Whats even stranger is the same people reply in my weird topics.
You are drawn to me even though i hide under a different name lol - nope not telling who, as that would just void the reason for hiding lol - Although it seems I'm not doing a very good job at it .


Anyway i will keep you up to date of minions wacky adventures in this topic and give you a full count of foods/objects tried.
Although at times i maybe lazy, so the thought of having to tidy up afterwards may make this topic go slow lol

Right time to go make an avatar for this account - This topic has gave me an idea lol

[minion]

Damn my pic looks to small for an avatar >.<

So thought i would share it here:

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now my signature lol :

[minion]

Anyone care to help me start The BBBJ abbreviation - please like it on Urban Dictionary : http://bbbj.urbanup.com/8289549

Pleeeeease - You know you want to make life more funnier for others lol

[Lady Anne]

Did you eat the beans?

[jackstock]

Whats even stranger is the same people reply in my weird topics.
You are drawn to me even though i hide under a different name

Well that's because its fucking hilarious

[minion]

Did you eat the beans?

Of course - it would be a shame to waste beans with my own special topping ;)

[minion]

Whats even stranger is the same people reply in my weird topics.
You are drawn to me even though i hide under a different name

Well that's because its fucking hilarious

Thanks - Guess i am always doing weird wacky stuff that makes people laugh - my sex life is defiantly on the strange side lol

[mmc1992]

I think the problem you will meet with Urban Dic. and BBBJ is that it already stands for 'Bare back blow job'.