Hi, baby. I'll bet you're feeling horny right about now. Well, I'm going to "help" you with your little problem. But first you have to do a couple of things for me, okay? First, make sure we won't be disturbed for at least an hour. Then I must insist that you strip COMPLETELY naked for me. If you can't meet these conditions then you must come back another time. Be honest now! Ready to begin?